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Sir Smashalot

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Personality: A genius at destroying human property. Not malicious, just mischievous. Always looking for ways to maximum breakage with minimum exertion.

Parents: Sir and Lady Bashalot.

Favorite TV Show: America's Greatest Disasters.

Favorite Book: War and Pieces.

Favorite Toy: Croquet Mallet.

Greatest Achievement: Shredded a priceless Oriental rug ten minutes after it was delivered.

Ultimate Fantasy: To be left alone in the Corning Glass Works Museum for ten minutes.

Motto: "If you can build it, I can break it."


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