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Miss Hissy
Personality: Consummate grouch. Despises humans, except at mealtime. Fiercely independent. Impossible to please. Always manages to find the dark lining in every silver cloud.
Favorite TV Show: Married With Kittens.
Favorite Book: Getting to No.
Favorite Toy: Her claws.
Greatest Achievement: Turned up nose at 16 flavors of cat food in a four-hour period.
Ultimate Fantasy: To make contact with aliens, and to convince them to abduct all nonessential humans on the planet.
Motto: Humans can't live with 'em, can't eat without 'em.
Email: hissy@meowmail.com
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