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Miss Hissy

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Personality: Consummate grouch. Despises humans, except at mealtime. Fiercely independent. Impossible to please. Always manages to find the dark lining in every silver cloud.

Parents: Kerr Mudgeon and Sauer Puss.

Favorite TV Show: Married With Kittens.

Favorite Book: Getting to No.

Favorite Toy: Her claws.

Greatest Achievement: Turned up nose at 16 flavors of cat food in a four-hour period.

Ultimate Fantasy: To make contact with aliens, and to convince them to abduct all nonessential humans on the planet.

Motto: Humans — can't live with 'em, can't eat without 'em.

Email: hissy@meowmail.com

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