Personality: Pathologically detailed-oriented and bureaucratic. Obsessed with organization.

Parents: Dewey and Decimal.

Favorite TV Show: This Organized House.

Favorite Book: The Feline Manual of Style.

Favorite Toy: claw Pilot™.

Greatest Achievement: Categorized all strands of yarn in house by length, shape, and color.

Ultimate Fantasy: Not imaginative enough to have one.

Motto: Have you counted your whiskers today?

Email: klericat@meowmail.com

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