Personality: Prissy, superficial, vain, and self-absorbed.

Parents: Ego and Id.

Favorite TV Show: Her own reflection in the screen when the TV is off.

Favorite Book: You're Okay, I'm Stunning.

Favorite Toy: Mirror.

Greatest Achievement: Found a way to wear lipstick — even though she doesn't have lips.

Ultimate Fantasy: To be the spokescat for her own line of luxury beauty products.

Motto: Beauty is fur deep.

Email: felinadonna@meowmail.com

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